Stay asleep, even if you’re having carrot Cthulhu nightmares.
Hope it’s enough to buy a tan.
“Are you actually stupid enough to not be using this trick? It’s ridiculously easy. Like your mom. Who is my age.”
This one’s easy, just drink my man juice. That shit’s full of top shelf testosterone.
GASP! These ads target intellectuals now, too!
There are tricks and there are “tricks.”
Lipstick! Ta da!
Doctors HATE this trick!