Weird, Easy Tricks

weird trick Cthulhu carrot
Stay asleep, even if you’re having carrot Cthulhu nightmares.
 
 
weird trick social security
Hope it’s enough to buy a tan.
 
 
weird trick bank silver
A gun?
 
 
weird tricks car insurance
“Are you actually stupid enough to not be using this trick? It’s ridiculously easy. Like your mom. Who is my age.”
 
 
weird tricks testosterone
This one’s easy, just drink my man juice. That shit’s full of top shelf testosterone.
 
 
weird trick shocking spanish
GASP! These ads target intellectuals now, too!
 
 
weird tricks jobs
There are tricks and there are “tricks.”
 
 
weird tricks lips
Lipstick! Ta da!
 
 
weird trick arteries
Doctors HATE this trick!

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