“Wow, she’s really into this”

She put on some lace and a garter
To go for a romp in the larder
When she’d had quite enough
Of the whips and the cuffs
She demurred, but her safe word was “harder”
 
 
I tried so hard (heh), but ultimately failed, to incorporate the word “ardor” into this limerick.

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“Man,” he thought, “Io her one.”

The astronomer started to strip her
Removed his Kuiper belt, loosed his zipper
She did not expect a
Large mass of ejecta
From moments atop his big dipper